Change? What Change? My Seven Houses Can Beat Your House?

By Si Dunn


I will vote Democratic in November, but so far, I'm depressed--not impressed--by the campaigns of "change" mounted by both candidates.


Now the Swift boats are out, firing torpedos at houses. McCain can't remember how many houses he has. Obama has only one house (that cost a million or so). Nyah-nyah-nyah!


It's a battle worthy of an historic new slogan: Damn the torpedoes! Full speed to the bottom!


Things won't change much, of course, after the two candidates announce their vice-presidential picks.


The Swift boats from both sides immediately will fire torpedoes at their houses, too. And any other ridiculous target they can conjure up or invent.


Nothing, so far, has changed in this "historic" campaign of "change."


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