Take This Tax Cut...and SHOVE IT!!!

By Si Dunn

I managed to retire just in time. But now, some of my limited income and retirement savings are being used to help keep some of my adult children afloat.

They absolutely need a helping hand right now from the Bank of Dad. (Memo to Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner: Dude, I may need TARP funds soon.)

I'm also hearing from friends now doing the same thing. All across America, millions of branches of the Bank of Dad and the Bank of Mom are bleeding capital.

Their grown kids are out of work, out of health care coverage and having to quit college for lack of money. And their new-job prospects are zero. They fill out application after application and add them to thick stacks of other applications piling up for the same low-end, no-benefits position.

To the Republicans currently fighting tooth and nail (gold tooth and manicured nail, of course) against President Obama's economic recovery package, I have just one thing to say: Take all of your pet tax cuts...and shove 'em where the sun don't shine.

The need for jobs is NOW. The need for health care assistance is NOW. The need for more college funding is NOW. The repairs to crumbling infrastructure need to be done NOW.

And the money needs to be there NOW, not sometime in 2010 or 2011 or 2012, if it miraculously trickles down at all. Millions of people are hurting, scared and worried...NOW...and they need help and reassurance...NOW.

How will one your prized tax cuts feed their family tonight? How will a tax cut pay for their doctor visit and prescription medications tomorrow? How will a tax cut keep a son or daughter from dropping out of college next Monday?

Senators and Congresspersons, what part of NOW do you not understand?

Clearly, you don't venture much outside the Beltway, nor outside your cozy, socially-insulated clubs of well-off friends. Your advisors feed you just what you want to hear: Everything's rosy and another tax cut will make life even better.

President Obama went to Elkhart, Indiana, and held a town hall meeting in a city where unemployment is now approaching 16 percent. He answered stimulus and tax cut questions and tried to reassure Americans that we can get through this very real crisis if we work together.

What have you, Republicans on Capitol Hill, done lately for middle-class and lower-class Americans...except to stretch out their pain, heighten their fear and feed their sense of uncertainty with your stalling tactics, posturing speeches, and appalling yammerings about "tax cuts" and "pork."

There are now hundreds of thousands of Americans who would dearly love to have some pork--just a few slices--at their dinner table tonight.

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One Man's 'Pork' Is Another Man's Movie Project That Creates Jobs

By Si Dunn

The leaders of the Ridiculous Republicans have just published a list of what they consider "wasteful" spending in the Senate's version of an economic stimulus bill.

Near the top of their list is a "$246 million tax break for Hollywood movie producers to buy motion picture film," according to CNN.

Wait a minute. Aren't the Ridiculous Republicans all about reducing taxes? Are they now labeling a tax cut as "pork"?

Clearly they don't understand anything about the movie business.

Number one, it's expensive to make a movie, especially with film. And, despite all of the great digitial advances in recent years, film remains a very beautiful and viable medium for making movies. Movies made with film still look better than movies made digitally. And using film forces better planning and efficiency on the set. You don't just turn on a camera and let it run for two hours while people horse around and do 32 takes of one scene.

A tax break on the cost of film means a producer can put more money elsewhere into his or her production. That means more crew members can be hired. And at least some of the film specialists at post-production labs get to keep their jobs.

Producers who buy film also help keep employees of film manufacturing companies and film processing labs both productive and earning money for their companies.

Things definitely have not been great at Kodak lately. Some of the survivors of recent Kodak layoffs no doubt are now looking to Congress for help with keeping their jobs. Selling more movie film would keep at least some of them employed.

With a tax break on film sales, film editors get more work. Camera operators and focus pullers with experience on film cameras get more work. Lighting crews with experience on film projects get more work. Other members of production crews also get more work.

Jobs are created, and jobs are saved.

This is exactly the sort of economic stimulus that is needed now. And the Ridiculous Republicans are--to put it gently--scurrilous scoundrels and running dogs for opposing it.

You can't incessantly run around screaming "Tax cuts! Tax cuts! Tax cuts!" to the heavens and the moon and then oppose a tax break that both saves and creates jobs in a time of frighteningly high unemployment.

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McCain Advisor Dr. Phil (Gramm) Declares We're All Mental Cases

By Si Dunn

We're all a bunch of whiners, and the recession is all in our minds, one of John McCain's economic advisors, Dr. Phil Gramm, recently told The Washington Times.

"Whew! I feel better already!" a recently laid-off airline baggage handler declared after learning of the upbeat economic diagnosis by "that other Dr. Phil."

"For a moment, I thought was severely depressed about losing my job and not having any money or benefits. It's great news to know that I am just imagining all of this and whining without appreciating how well off I really am! Things could be much worse. I could still be commuting 40 miles each way to that job I used to have and still paying record prices for gasoline. I should count my blessings," the ex-baggage handler declared.

He was interviewed while standing in a block-long line outside the local office of his state unemployment agency. When others in line overheard Dr. Gramm's diagnosis, loud choruses of "Hallelujah!" erupted, and many people left the line and headed home with big smiles on their faces.

"John McCain and his brilliant advisors will save us all from the economic sins of poverty!" one woman shouted as she tore up her unemployment application form. "It's all in our heads, people! All in our heads!"

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